Memo from Mark ZuckerHamster, META CEO

August 21, 2025  •  Leave a Comment

Hello Team,

Effective today: spending freeze on new hires.
We’ll get louder by improving AI, not adding seats.

Magnificent Eight, welcome to AI Team Elite:
Steve, Bryan, Jessica, Jane, Bruce, Oscar, Ronny, Panda Wise.
Let’s move.

Now we do this:
Improve with what we have.
Automate the boring stuff.
Test every day; measure honestly.
Naps scheduled; show up sharp.

Score we care about:
Win-rate up. Hallucinations down. p95 latency down. Cost per quality down.

... ... ...

Listen up now: Panda Wise has the floor—

「各位,先让模型更聪明,再让钱包更安静。」
Team, make the model smarter first; let the wallet get quieter after.

「能自动化的,就别加班。」
If it can be automated, don’t work overtime.

「预算像冬日的阳光,有限且要珍惜。」
Budgets are winter sunlight—limited and precious.

「如果一定要超支,就把预算花在评测和小憩上,bro。」
If you must overspend, spend it on evaluations—and naps, bro.

Tight loops.
Let’s get loud by improving AI.


 


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