Alaska. Full sun. The President rings Q.
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PRESIDENT: Mark, I need a table piece for Alaska. Not a snow globe—the opposite. A Sun Globe. Twenty‑four‑hour daylight. We’re going to use it.
Q: Copy. Perpetual light. What features do you want?
PRESIDENT: Bright for media. Softer for diplomacy.
Q: Full‑spectrum LEDs. Micro‑heliostat sparkle. Dial from Golden Hour to High‑Noon Flex.
PRESIDENT: And Mark, we are golfing at 3 a.m. tonight. Everyone will need to take a nap. Loop in Panda Wise. Tesla golf carts. Autopilot on fairways. Keep it safe. If Elon Mouse wants to swing, great.
Q: Copy, sir. Panda Wise on logistics. Carts pre‑mapped.
PRESIDENT: And people keep asking, “how many sleeps until golf?” One. A short one. No one skips the nap.
Q: Understood, Mr. President—naps are mandatory.
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